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    Default lament for ASDA

    O woe is me, oh woe is me,
    Alack, and woe is me
    If it wisna for the cooncilors
    rejection widna be

    It fell aboot the month o’ June
    When fields are wet wi’ dew
    The cooncil thought that ASDA
    Wid spoil their bonny view

    Four voted nae, four voted aye
    And wan voted wance more
    And that wan vote has made us mad
    An caused an org uproar

    O woe tae ee, ma bonny man!
    What notoriety do ee seek?
    For yer cruel vote will force
    The shoppers through till Week!

    No yet this shining summer
    When the tree is full of leaf
    But just about the autumn time
    They’ll maybe get reprieve

    And then ASDA and TESCO
    Can clash their swords wance more
    No longer in the city streets
    But on the Pentland shore.
    Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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    I've got the music half written already.. Weel said.
    In the image of God? You must be joking!

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    Will you sing it at your next 'bash'?
    Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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    Well done Katarina! You have a poem for everything! Ann

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    Look forward to that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by katarina
    Will you sing it at your next 'bash'?
    For you, anything. I'll sing it if it will ensure you come back.(Whit a sook!!!)
    In the image of God? You must be joking!

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    weeeel....I was suppose to be entering invoices! Better get back to it!
    Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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    Great one again Katarina
    Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more

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    Thats really great, Katarina! Keep them coming.
    The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea. ~Isak Dinesen

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    Another lovely one Katarina - you'll soon have enough for a wee book!

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