Drive-Thru cash machines
We at the Bank of Scotland have recently introduced new "Drive-Thru" cash machines on several of our major routes.
However it has become nescessary to introduce a step by step guide to using them, mainly for the benefit of the many customers (often female
) who have been having difficulty so far.
1) Approach cash machine, keeping in mind that the cars in front of you are almost certainly using the facility also, and are therefore prone to be stopping in order to do so
2) When you arrive at the cash machine, stop and reverse around 2 yards so that you can reach the machine
3) Insert card into the slot with the flashing green light below it
4) The machine will spit the card back out at you, remove it and re-insert it the other way around
5) Carry out your desired transaction, and move off carefully
6) Several seconds later, you will have to stop, however DO NOT reverse as the following customer will have taken your place at the machine. Instead, pull over, taking care you havent completely blocked a single track throughfare, and walk gingerly back to the machine to collect your card, hoping the following car was not full of neds.
7) On returning to your car, take your phone out of your pocket and phone the number on your tax disc, informing whoever answers your call that your keys are still in the ignition and you have locked the door behind you.
8) Once back in the car, check your mirrors, signal, and move off
9) Around 2 miles down the road, you will begin to notice a loud squealing sound, and also that the car does not seem as surefooted as usual. Release your handbrake.
10) Enjoy the rest of your day, you have succesfully used our service
apologies for the sexism, no offence intended!!
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