bad joke,*L*
you deserve what comes next!
A vampire is out for the evening and has had a really good time,
He's visited the local dark disco and with the strobes & music
managed to pull and get his nourishment with no-one the wiser.
As he walks home in good spirits, he thinks he hears someone following
a quick turn and no-one there.
A short distance further and something hits his shoulder,
He spins round and there's a chicken leg.
He carries on feeling a bit wary and bang,
he spins again and there's a pork pie.
on he goes really ticked off, he hears footsteps...
so using his supernatural powers,
gathers his cape and does the vanishing turn.
As he re-appears he feels a sharp pain.
looking down he see's a cocktail stick with a mini sausage
sticking out of his heart.
with his dying breath he ask's
'Who are you?'
(ok this is the revenge part)
(are you sure you can cope?)
Buffet, The Vampire slayer!
Perserverence is the Key
Searching Hazel,Campbell,Sutherland,Bremner,Calder,Gunn.
Jacquie
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