How will we miss you if you don't go away?

[ducati]

Sorry, just slightly amused by Niall’s announcement

[Phill]

An' I woz all set to go. Had me bags packed an' everyfink!
Wot now?

[Liz]

You'll just have to stay where you are Phill cos we're not allowed to grovel and beg you to stay and you're not allowed to leave anyway!!!!

[John Little]

Well I did leave.

And fully expected to stay left.

But I missed you all ;{

[The Drunken Duck]

Might I suggest this for the New Org Anthem, the words are quite fitting ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZBPu7jJbJU&feature=fvst

[Phill]

and you're not allowed to leave anyway!!!!

What about time off for good behaviour?

[Blarney]

Sorry, just slightly amused by Niall’s announcement

Did I miss something??

That's the trouble with this place if you stay away for just a couple of hours you miss all the craic...

[bekisman]

Did I miss something??

That's the trouble with this place if you stay away for just a couple of hours you miss all the craic...

It's at the top of 'General' ;
http://forum.caithness.org/announcement.php?f=11

[ducati]

Did I miss something??

That's the trouble with this place if you stay away for just a couple of hours you miss all the craic...

We thought you had gone!

[Venture]

I notice Jox is now described as a Senior Member since he left and then became "reinstated". Surely he hasn't been away that long.

[Liz]

What about time off for good behaviour?

Have you been good?

[scorrie]

Sorry, just slightly amused by Niall’s announcement

To paraphrase Groucho Marx:-

"I refuse to join any club who would not let someone like me become an ex-member"

or

"Old orgers never die, you shouldn't join, or you'll find out why!!"

[Tubthumper]

I thought I'd just log on to say
I've had enough this very day
It's time I packed my tub and flew
To somewhere else and something new

My final call before I go...






...I'm back, I changed my mind and so
Can I have tribute very rare
An encore followed by fanfare?

So here I was and there I went
A quick departure, tears were spent
All dribbling down computer screens
From ageing grans and heartbroke teens

And then return, oh joy of joys
I'm back with all the ex-mil boys
The peaceniks and the paranoid
Who peace-protest but get annoyed

That tiny moment I cut loose
Alone, no orgers roond ma hoose
I thank the lard I'm back in touch
Please tell me - did you miss me much

[ducati]

Oh.............Yes

[Phill]

Have you been good?

Well, of course......mostly......ok, some of the time.......well, here and there.....

[Liz]

Well, of course......mostly......ok, some of the time.......well, here and there.....

I think the answer you are struggling for is NO!!!!

[Liz]

PS Sorry Phil but you're aspirations as per your signature are futile! There ain't no escape from the lunatic asylum!!!!!!

[Blarney]

We thought you had gone!

Ha! You're not getting rid of me that easily. I'm going nowhere - couldn't bear to miss out on the gossip