Toilet humour

[Billy Boy]

[quote=Elenna]If women ruled the world...




if men ruled the world we would leave you no toilet paper!
report that to the toilet police

[connieb19]

A Fart

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.
Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.
A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

[obiron]

good one connie. lol.

[Elenna]

if men ruled the world we would leave you no toilet paper!
report that to the toilet police

Ohhh...how very, very wicked, Mr. B!

[connieb19]

Beans

I
Beans, beans, are good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you fart,
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat your beans at every meal.
II
Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you smell
So choke on them, and fart in hell

[peedie man]

a rift is just a gust of wind coming from the heart but if it takes a downward part its usually called a fart

[fred]

How many beans will you find in a can,
How many beans will there be.
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind,
The answer is blowing in the wind.

[angela5]

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole

[connieb19]

[angela5]

An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with some an Avon Pine-Scented deodorizer. Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Well, yes I do," he replied.
"What does it smell like?" The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kinda smells like someone pooped in a pine tree."

[katarina]

very good!

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

Remember sitting in a friends loo doing and minding ma own business,when I noticed a wee sign on the wall.It said,

"If you cannot bolt the door
Have no fear
Make a big noise
They'll know your here"

So I did.