Toilet humour

[pultneytooner]

[George Brims]

Hilarious!

[Angel Eyes]

At wis a cracker!!!

[Chillie]

Very Funny, is this true life experience or a joke.

[angela5]

[landmarker]

that's the funniest toilet gag I've heard since the legendary poem...

'here I sit broken hearted.
Paid my penny and only trumped.'

..was observed scrawled on a wall in Warrington c.1963.

[connieb19]

I remember being in the pub one night, this woman had a bit too much to drink, anyway, she went to the toilet and came bak ranting and raving that someone had stolen her skirt. What she didnt realise was that was when she went to the toilet, she had pulled the skirt up, and it was around her waist and she as not amused when every-one in the bar was in stitches..

[melted_wellie]

I remember being in the pub one night, this woman had a bit too much to drink, anyway, she went to the toilet and came bak ranting and raving that someone had stolen her skirt. What she didnt realise was that was when she went to the toilet, she had pulled the skirt up, and it was around her waist and she as not amused when every-one in the bar was in stitches..

go on admit it,it was really you.

[Billy Boy]

[Billy Boy]

[George Brims]

Once there was a wee boy who lived in the country with his mum and dad. They weren't well off, and their toilet was a wee shack at the bottom of the garden, at the edge of the river. The little fellow, like all little boys, would get in trouble now and then, and would sometimes lie to get out of trouble.

One day his father confronted him. "Who pushed the outside loo in the river?" "Wasn't me" said the lad. "Look", said his dad, "I didn't do it, your mother didn't do it, and there are no other kids for miles. It must have been you, own up." "No, wasn't me" insisted the boy.

The father decided to try a different tack. "Do you remember the story of George Washington? He chopped down a cherry tree, and when his father asked him about it, he confessed straight away, saying he could not tell a lie. His father was so impressed by his honesty that he forgave him." "Hmm. In that case, yes, it was me"

The dad proceeded to put the boy over his knee and give him a thrashing. "Wait, wait" said the lad, "what about George Washington's father. He forgave him."

"Aye, but George Washington's father wasn't sitting in the cherry tree at the time"

[Elenna]

If women ruled the world...




(I just figured out to put a photo in my message...and got it to work! Wow, am I chuffed!)

[connieb19]

A Fart

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.
Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.
A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

[obiron]

good one connie. lol.