Now the rains replaced the sun
Puddles splashing, wet, how fun
A hair style ruined an umbrella used
Smug weather girl on the news

"Bright spells in North all day"
What! Rain's all that I can see
Oh!, north England, pointing to Leeds
Not caring for our tuechter needs

A wee grey cloud over the map
That weather girl shall get a slap
I had planned to go to the beach
But i'll just sit by heater and preach

Och well not point being dull
Ill sit here and scratch my skull
Why weather changes from extremes
One moment umbrella's, next ice cream