The Pillsbury Doughboy has passed away

[Billy Boy]

Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

[unicorn]

loved it lol

[scorrie]

He left his wife with a bun in the oven. I don't think any of his offspring can ever fill his Chouxs though. The service was very moving, there wasn't a dry pie in the house!!

[obiron]

really funny. lol.

[trinkie]

I read in the local paper that hundreds and thousands of flours have been sent and that's a good enough raison for those wishing to send doughnations to contact the Gingerbread Men currantly residing at Thurso Yeast... a well-mixed consistency - lots of Happy Faces there - allsorts are welcome.

with tiers of joy,
Ginger Nut.

[krieve]

Good one Mr & Mrs Billy Boy, funny.

[paris]

The dough boy... that brought back some good memories for me !