friday lunchtime joke thread
The Gospel Of Judas (Glesga Version)
Jesus, in an awfy wurried state, convened aw ay his apostles an disciples tae an immerjincy meetin cos ay thi high drug kinsumpshin problem aw ower thi wurld.
After giein it much thocht they reached thi kinclooshin thit in order tae better deal wi thi problem they shood try thi drugs thumsels an en decide oan thi correct way tae proceed.
It wis decidit thit a commission made up ay sum ay thi members return tae earth tae get thi diffrent types ay drugs. The secret operayshin is effected an two days later thi commissioned Jesus hears a chap it thi doar:
"Who is it?" "It's Paul" Jesus opens thi doar.
"Whit did ye bring back Paul?
"Hashish fae Morocco"
"Very well son, c’moan in."
anither chap it thi doar....
"Who is it?" "It's Mark" Jesus opens thi doar.
"Whit did ye bring Mark?"
"Marijuana fae Colombia"
"Excellento, moan in."
anither chap....
"Who’s err?" "It's Matthew" Jesus opens thi doar.
"What huv ye broat is Matthew ?"
"Cocaine from Bolivia"
"Attsigemme sun, moan in."
anither chap...
"Who’s at noo?" "It's John" Jesus opens thi doar.
"Whit did ye bring John?"
"Crack fae New York"
"Hmmm, moan in."
doar goes again...
"Who is it?" "It's Luke" Jesus opens thi doar.
"Whit did ye get Luke?"
"Speed fae Amsterdam"
"Qwick, in ye get."
another chap it the doar ...
"Who is it?" "It's Judas" Jesus opens thi doar.
"Whit did ye bring Judas?"
"DRUG SQUAD! UP AGAINST THE WA'!!
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