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Thread: Line Painting

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    Default Line Painting



    There is a blonde that is trying to find a job and she went into a job service and asked if she could get a job.
    They said that they had a job opening for painting rural roads lines. The next day she got a call and the guy asked if she could start the job today. She went to work and when she got there the boss was telling her that you need to paint at least 2 miles. So she went out and started painting lines on the road.
    When she finished for the day she went back to the guy to see how well she done. The guy said good you painted 4 miles. The next day she came to work and started painting and finished the day and went to see how good she done. The guy said your ok but you only painted 2 miles today do better tomorrow. The next day she came to work and she finished the day and she went to talk to the guy and he asked her why she only painted 1 mile today. She said "Well everyday I keep getting farther and farther away from the bucket."



    "A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots"

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    Oh,I thought you said line dancing, talk about stupid!!
    Don't wrestle with pigs, you just get all dirty and the pig enjoys it.

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    "talk about stupid" - shall we? anyone in particular?


    "A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots"

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    Send a woman to do a man's job,what do expect
    Not all chillies are hot but do not be deceived

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    krieve Guest

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    A better job than you could do Chillie

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    Quote Originally Posted by krieve
    A better job than you could do Chillie
    How do you know, never seen my painting.
    Not all chillies are hot but do not be deceived

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    krieve Guest

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    You will have to show me how good your painting skills are, There is a tin of paint and a brush with your name on it,

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    Quote Originally Posted by krieve
    You will have to show me how good your painting skills are, There is a tin of paint and a brush with your name on it,
    I can do a better job at painting than you did on your garden fence.
    Not all chillies are hot but do not be deceived

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    Bad line painting on here.
    Not all chillies are hot but do not be deceived

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    krieve Guest

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    I can do a better job at painting than you did on your garden fence.


    Come and show me how good you are at painting i have another fence needing painted

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    Quote Originally Posted by krieve
    Come and show me how good you are at painting i have another fence needing painted
    Do ya, no problem krieve, just show me the way.
    Not all chillies are hot but do not be deceived

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