England's newest Star Signing for World Cup

**Kingetter** · 03-Jun-06, 20:16

**Billy Boy** · 03-Jun-06, 20:24

**Billy Boy** · 03-Jun-06, 20:26

**angela5** · 03-Jun-06, 20:28

One weekend the little animals and the big animals decided to play a football game.

As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball, they would run it in for a touchdown.

Then came the second half...

First play: The hippo runs the ball up the middle. Bam!!! Tackled for a four yard loss. The little animals go back to the huddle cheering and congratulating each other.

"Who made that tackle?" asked the flea.

"I did," said the centipede.

Second play: The elephant runs the ball up the middle. Bam!!! Tackled for a five yard loss.

Back in the huddle the ant asked, "Who made that great stop?"

"I did," said the centipede.

Third play: The gorilla tries an end sweep, led by the rhinoceros throwing the lead block and Bam!!! The centipede tackles him for a ten-yard loss. Back in the huddle, the gnat asked the centipede, "Where were you in the first half?"

The centipede said, "Puttin' on my shoes!"

**Kingetter** · 03-Jun-06, 20:32

Players to Ref - "Whatjamean - must have been on your blind side?"
Ref - "The dog wasn't watching" ......................

**Billy Boy** · 03-Jun-06, 20:39

**angela5** · 03-Jun-06, 20:41

Originally Posted by Kingetter

Players to Ref - "Whatjamean - must have been on your blind side?"
Ref - "The dog wasn't watching" ......................

That's brill kingetter

**angela5** · 03-Jun-06, 20:44

**Billy Boy** · 03-Jun-06, 20:45

**Kingetter** · 03-Jun-06, 20:45

Meanwhile (judging from the photo) he's taking the p.. from the dog .....?

**Billy Boy** · 03-Jun-06, 20:47

**angela5** · 03-Jun-06, 20:48

**Kingetter** · 03-Jun-06, 20:49

Here's the Coach -

**Billy Boy** · 03-Jun-06, 20:54

**Billy Boy** · 03-Jun-06, 21:07

**Kingetter** · 03-Jun-06, 21:09

er well I can't find anything in here ...........

**Rheghead** · 03-Jun-06, 23:49

All these pics are great fun but I appreciate what the posters are going through, no Scotland in the finals and England with a good chance to lift the trophy.

The time for honouring thy selves will soon be at an end, keep the daft pics coming boys!! lmao