A never ending story

**wifie** · 28-Apr-10, 22:29

are dear to use just now . . .

**teenybash** · 29-Apr-10, 01:39

and wondered if a couple of....

**John Little** · 29-Apr-10, 08:55

Russian Mafia bosses would take it...

**laguna2** · 29-Apr-10, 09:36

in exchange for sweeties .....................

**John Little** · 29-Apr-10, 10:03

Suddenly a drunken duck called Fred....

**teenybash** · 29-Apr-10, 23:50

from Peking waddled and staggered to.....

**John Little** · 30-Apr-10, 08:39

to a nearby pub and ordered...

**laguna2** · 30-Apr-10, 15:27

Sicsh Pintsh and a hawf ..............

**John Little** · 30-Apr-10, 15:29

The cobblers stared in amazement and....

**laguna2** · 30-Apr-10, 15:39

said "but this is a church" .............

**John Little** · 30-Apr-10, 15:40

'I don't mind' said the Duck

**wifie** · 30-Apr-10, 16:22

"Any communion wine?" hic!!!

**John Little** · 30-Apr-10, 17:26

'Fowl Papist!' shouted a Wee Free....

**wifie** · 30-Apr-10, 17:39

"Nah - alkee!" he shouted back . . .

**John Little** · 30-Apr-10, 17:42

and a fight started, feathers, beak...

**wifie** · 30-Apr-10, 17:43

the pews were awash with . . .

**John Little** · 30-Apr-10, 17:47

hoisin sauce, cucumber and Scottish blood...

**teenybash** · 30-Apr-10, 23:45

The drunken duck was now featherless....

**John Little** · 01-May-10, 07:22

but still game, pecking Wee Free's.....

(GAME - get it?)

**wifie** · 01-May-10, 21:41

free wii shouting, "My turn!"

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