A never ending story

**linnie612** · 15-Jun-11, 00:15

oatcakes butter cheese oatcakes butter cheese.....

**John Little** · 15-Jun-11, 06:48

...haggis, deep-fried Mars bars, pudding and...

**laguna2** · 15-Jun-11, 10:38

wine!!! Loadsa wine!!!!! "To the beach ................

**linnie612** · 16-Jun-11, 12:14

...but return home defeated as raining...

**John Little** · 16-Jun-11, 17:40

'Let's have a hoedown instead- in..."

**Garnet** · 19-Jun-11, 16:26

'e barnyards at Delgaty....wayhay..

**John Little** · 19-Jun-11, 20:18

But who shall we invite? Wickers?

**laguna2** · 20-Jun-11, 07:40

Everyone? Dancing shoes on and ......

**John Little** · 20-Jun-11, 17:34

let's set to with a Strathspey...

**laguna2** · 21-Jun-11, 15:54

then Strip the Willow!! Ambulances ready?

**John Little** · 21-Jun-11, 17:27

Razor sharp claymores criss-crossed the floor...

**laguna2** · 21-Jun-11, 19:38

bandages lay ready nearby ......

**John Little** · 21-Jun-11, 19:42

Chardonnay and Big Angus danced round...

**laguna2** · 21-Jun-11, 23:23

her handbag. "Stand on it and ...........

**John Little** · 22-Jun-11, 07:39

Ah'll chop yer legs off" she....

**golach** · 22-Jun-11, 09:55

Angus has a handbag, whatever next...........

**John Little** · 22-Jun-11, 09:57

"Pinched it frae an auld Weeker...

**laguna2** · 22-Jun-11, 18:57

who was fishing for salmon near .............

**linnie612** · 22-Jun-11, 19:16

...to tears, because the dancing had...

**laguna2** · 22-Jun-11, 20:43

frightened them all away! "I need ......

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