A never ending story

**Invisible** · 05-Dec-10, 22:57

..Angus slips on Chardonnays chips......

**laguna2** · 06-Dec-10, 08:56

"Av broke mah bottle!" he screams ...................

**george1234** · 06-Dec-10, 09:42

then starts gurning at chardonnay

**John Little** · 06-Dec-10, 10:15

"Hev ye got the time?" he....

**Garnet** · 08-Dec-10, 01:01

asks, money talks she replies..well

**John Little** · 08-Dec-10, 07:41

"In that case, get doon the offie...."

**laguna2** · 09-Dec-10, 08:48

"fur booze!" Chardonnay was mean so .......

**Mrs Bucket** · 12-Dec-10, 20:53

so she thought up a devious

**laguna2** · 13-Dec-10, 22:04

plan. Buy a vineyare in Strathclyde .......

**John Little** · 14-Dec-10, 21:56

powered by wind-turbines, much-beloved in Caithness.....

(Hyphens allowed)

**laguna2** · 15-Dec-10, 09:52

Call the wine Caithness Buckie and ................

**Mrs Bucket** · 19-Dec-10, 16:36

and sell in all comm bars

**laguna2** · 20-Dec-10, 15:25

Chardonnay smiled a secret smile and .......

**John Little** · 20-Dec-10, 15:27

decided to raise funds in Wick.....

**laguna2** · 20-Dec-10, 15:28

to build an olympic stadium for ..............

**John Little** · 20-Dec-10, 16:02

the Academy's grape-crushing competitions which were....

**laguna2** · 20-Dec-10, 16:50

held annually. Cheating was not allowed .....

**John Little** · 20-Dec-10, 16:56

but bungs were not unknown as....

**laguna2** · 20-Dec-10, 17:24

the best man didn't always win!

**John Little** · 20-Dec-10, 18:24

Chardonnay planned to bottle the juice....

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