"Ye hev' missed it boys!!" roared.......
Flight time? Asked the English Team .........
"Ye hev' missed it boys!!" roared.......
Big Angus fae Spring Park, "and...
there's nae anither til 2014!"
Meanwhile the owld mermaids splashed their.......
tails in the water and sang....
"Row, row, row your boat gently ........................."
to Scrabster and the Upper Deck.....
... to have a steak and ................
get pi-eyed on good Chardonnay...
Ooooooooooooo NOT Chardonnay ..... something really dry!
I'm Chardonay...does someone want me.....
... asked a buxom blonde from .............
Kirkwall, over on a day trip...
.. to find an eligible bachelor with .......
loadsa dosh, a big car and ...
a dodgy ticker! Then she spotted ...............
Big Angus- and that was it!
Love at first sight - of his bank book ...
I know, I know, I have gone over the limit of words allowed
"Hello Sailor!" she purred, eyelids batting......
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