Very good cant see it reaching -500 degrees thought!
Scottish thermometer
40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe.
35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.
People in Scotland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.
15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.
0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.
People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold.
-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.
People in Scotland lick flagpoles.
-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.
-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival excercise until it gets
cold enough.
-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.
-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.
People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs.
-297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.
Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Scotland start saying " bit chilly the day ... eh? "
-500 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Scottish people support England in the World Cup
Very good cant see it reaching -500 degrees thought!
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum.
nice one lol,ma side's are sore
Have got to agree with you on this one footie chick lol
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Nice one I'm sore with laughing.
elaborate... and true.
in stitches roflmao..
I loved it, thanks pultneytooner!
You're welcome.Originally Posted by scrapydoo
funniest thing i've read on here in a long time good one pultenytooner
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