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    Default silly sayings

    we have all heard them,

    when you break your legs dont come running to me

    i havent sat down since i got up

    shut your mouth and tell me whats wrong

    can you see what i see
    remember me im annie gee :-)

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    The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.

    True friends always stab you in the front.

    As I said before, I never repeat myself.

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    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

    When all else fails, read the directions.

    He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.

    Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.

    Happiness can't buy money.

    I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.

    There is more to life than increasing its speed.

    Skydiving - Good to the last drop.

    A penny saved is a congressional oversight.

    A day without sunshine is like ... night.

    All's well that ends.

    It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

    Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.

    Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    As I said before, I never repeat myself.

    Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

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    Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

    Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

    Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.

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    A bird in the hand can be messy,

    A common malady is diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain.

    A day without sun shine is like, night,

    A problem drinker is one who never buys

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    'put wood in t'ole and save some coal'

    'you know what thought did, don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr & Mrs Billy Boy

    'you know what thought did, don't you?

    ... planted a feather and thought a hen would grow
    Don Quixote

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr & Mrs Billy Boy
    'you know what thought did, don't you?
    followed a muck cart and thought it were a weddin'

    Another silly one is

    "well, ill go the the foot of our stairs"

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    Ae half of the warld disna ken how the ither half lives,

    A fisherman's walk, two steps and overboard,

    A man under the influence of drink, if he speak at all, usually speaks truth.

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    Talking Jade Goody

    Not exactly silly sayings....but funny nonetheless....classic piece of Jade Goody conversation

    Jade :They don't do that in the Thames though, do they ?Spencer : No. I don't work on the Thames though do I. I work in Cambridge.Jade :Is there not the Thames there ?Spencer :No !Jade :Oh. I thought the Thames went there.Spencer :No.Jade :What ? So you work in Cambridge, on a little river bank or somefink ?Spencer :Yes ... on a little river bank.Jade :Why - is there a river called the Cambridge river ?Spencer :Yeah, it's called the Cam.Jade :Really ? You swear ? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought that was the main one in London.Spencer :It is. I don't live in London.Jade :I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was ...Spencer :That Cambridge was in London ?Jade :Yeah. I knew Birmingham weren't in London. I thought Cambridge was in London.Spencer :Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said ?Jade :No ...Spencer :You thought Cambridge was in London ?Jade :Yeah. I thought it was just a bit out. In London, but a bit out. You know you've got Bermondsy, Lewisham and all them sort of places; I thought that Cambridge was in London, but a different place.Spencer :Cambridge is a city.Jade :But we've got the city in London.Spencer :Yes. The city is called London. And there's different parts of it. Cambridge is a city.Jade :Of where ? Kent ?Jade :Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a throw-off. Now where are you ? What's your country, and what's your things ? I'm confused.Spencer :What country am I from ? England. The city is called Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire.Jade :So it's not Kent then ?Spencer :No ... The region is called East Anglia.Jade :East Anglia ? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Anglia abroad ?Spencer :Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again ?Jade :Every time people tell me they work in East Anglia, I actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick ?Spencer :Well, I hate to say it; but ...Jade :No !Spencer :... you are.Jade :Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't it ?Spencer :No ... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different.Jade :So they're not together ? Where's Berlin ?
    Spring has sprung, the grass is ris', I wonder where the birdies is, the birdies is on d' wing, now thats absurd, everyone knows d' wing is on d' bird

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    If things don't change they'll stay the same.
    You can't speak proper England like I used to could.

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    cant never could
    till teh cows come home
    when pigs fly
    in a pigs eye
    if i had a penny for every time someone said that
    yer od enough your wants wont hurt you
    cross my heart hope to die stick a neeedle in my eye..
    http://itqueries.com/

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    oh and so lazy they wouldnt work in a pie factory
    http://itqueries.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr & Mrs Billy Boy

    'you know what thought did, don't you?
    ... thought his backside was hanging ower the side o the bed so he got out to go and push it back in again

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    Quote Originally Posted by brandy
    oh and so lazy they wouldnt work in a pie factory
    Hmmm, wonder if this describes Acameron
    Once the original Grumpy Owld Man but alas no more

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    Quote Originally Posted by golach
    Hmmm, wonder if this describes Acameron
    ac would think he had died and gone to heaven lol

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