silly sayings

[gee]

we have all heard them,

when you break your legs dont come running to me

i havent sat down since i got up

shut your mouth and tell me whats wrong

can you see what i see

[Billy Boy]

The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.

True friends always stab you in the front.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

[angela5]

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

When all else fails, read the directions.

He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.

Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.

Happiness can't buy money.

I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Skydiving - Good to the last drop.

A penny saved is a congressional oversight.

A day without sunshine is like ... night.

All's well that ends.

It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

[angela5]

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.

[Billy Boy]

A bird in the hand can be messy,

A common malady is diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain.

A day without sun shine is like, night,

A problem drinker is one who never buys

[Billy Boy]

'put wood in t'ole and save some coal'

'you know what thought did, don't you?

[brandy]

oh and so lazy they wouldnt work in a pie factory

[golach]

oh and so lazy they wouldnt work in a pie factory

Hmmm, wonder if this describes Acameron

[Billy Boy]

Hmmm, wonder if this describes Acameron

ac would think he had died and gone to heaven lol