window cleaner ?

[onecalledk]

hi there

wondered if anyone could advise of a window cleaner that covers the castletown area?

have been told there is not one actually in castletown but hopefully there is one that covers the village ?

many thanks
K

[upolian]

You have a pm

[doyle]

There is one that comes out to Castletown as I have seen him in my street. I don't know who he is but I will ask my neighbour for his number and pass it on to you

[Metalattakk]

hi there

wondered if anyone could advise of a window cleaner that covers the castletown area?

have been told there is not one actually in castletown but hopefully there is one that covers the village ?

many thanks
K

North Coast Window Cleaners - covers the whole area, fully accredited, very professional etc., etc.

[Kevin Milkins]

North Coast Window Cleaners - covers the whole area, fully accredited, very professional etc., etc.

That is the first window cleaner that I have seen with a website, I had no idea the job was so scientific.

I did have a belly laugh when I clicked on the "Portfolio & Testimonials"tab though.

I just love optimism.

[Dog-eared]

I didn't know there was a British Window Cleaning Academy !

[Kodiak]

I think Clear View Window Cleaners do.

Tel 01847 891625
Mobile 07765 837172

[Rampant Rabbit]

Yes clearveiw covers castletown as well but sorry not being to collage for training but has being window cleaning in caithness for 10 years and do most hotels etc in the town and castletown hotel if its any help thank you kodiak. And we use the same gear as others waterfed poles systerm

[trix]

i foned a window cleaner (wc) an asked him til do ma windows. he said he wid be do them last week....he never turned up.

so i foned him up an here wis 'e conversation....

me - "hello, i wis wonderin if ye could gie me 'e number for a window cleaner"
wc - "yeah, this is 'e number, i am a window cleaner"
me - "i know ye are...an yer sacked!! ye said ye wid do ma windows last tuesday an i da think ye did a very guid chob"

'e poor guy got all in fluster an asked for ma address, i gave him ma address an' then telt him that i wis only windin him up an til choost put a tickidy thro ma door when he dis them, so we can arrange payment

i wonder how much it will cost, i didna lek til ask him efter ma, eh...little joke but ma hoose hes got lek, 13 windows

[sweetpea]

I'm still looking for a window cleaner as well. One didn't turn up, I waited all day for him and one came. Another one came when I was out but I had someone in the house doing a job for me who said he was 20 mins and just skoooshed the windows with water and left. If anyone wants to know which ones it was PM me!

[trix]

so i foned up 'e window cleaner last seturday again.....

me - "is 'iss 'e number for 'e window cleaner, please?"
wc - "aye, 'ed is,"
me - "eh...well, ye widna think so...iss is 'e third time iv hed til fone ye aboot ma windows."
wc - "aw, am sorry, il do them on tuesday, i pomise."

thur no dun yit!!

i did one masel on sunday but only 'e top half goes right roond, 'e bottom half disna so i hev til lean right oot, its so high an' scary.

so if ye hear aboot a lascie fie lower pultney, who fell oot her hoose when she wis cleanin her windows...'ats me.

[trix]

hooray....got a visit fie ma window cleaner aday

no....he niver did ma windows but he said he will do them soon. ah guess thurs howp efter all!!

he said he wisna sure which ones wis mine, so ah let him off...it can be confusin
telt him i wanted a reduction as i did one masel but he didna really take me on.

he did say it wid cost me 7 kwid, which i thinks alrite for 'e amount o' windows i hev.

all i can do now is wait for 'e tickidy an look forward til windows i can see oot o' again.

i used til hev a window cleaner but he eh...died - i miss him

[trix]

so.....i foned ma window cleaner again aday.

me - (roarin) 'ISS IS 'E WINDOW CLEANER?'
wc - eh....aye.
me - WHEN YE GONA CLEAN MA F'N WINDOWS, AH' THINK MASEL YER TAKIN 'E P'SS IFANOW!
wc - eh....'iss is 'e lassie fie lower pultney??
me - AYE!!! eh...how can ye tell?
wc - eh...ah choost can. rite, i promise they will be dun tomorro at 11 o'clock - please dina kill me...
me - ok, weel then...hev a nice day....

[trix]

got ma windows dun

its disna be a surprise til me that he sent his pal in for 'e ££s!

"'at's a wild wifie who lives in 'at hoose" i can choost hear him now

[Dog-eared]

Scary windo wifie ! No winder !
Wi all at windos, are e livin in a litehoose ?
What a ****** till get yur windos cleaned. Can e no do them yersel includin e high ones or iss e flyi'n broomstick in for hids MOT ?
Ah dinnae know much aboot id but tryin till magic up a wido cleaner for 13 windos micht be a bad start. Unlucky ? Mebbe yed better block wan up an make id 12?