Jessie Banks fae Mey

[Liz]

I seldom visit any forum other than General and Pets, but I need to get around the others more. This thread is the best I have read in a long time. Great stuff, Pepsi!! I'd love to hear more from Chessie. Kudos to Tubs and John Little for their contributions!

Same here Margaret.

[horseman]

Ma wife sayes
a wid be a dab hand at rubbin vick on till affected chests.
Cann'y think what she means-but form an orderly queue please. Shortest at the front tallest at the back. At's a military background for ye.

[Margaret M.]

So has anyone seen Jessie? I had a lookie around Mey when I was over and no-one has seen her. Maybe she has eloped with some stud she met on the 'net.

[veekay]

I to, have been searching for her Margaret M, I even ventured into the local hostelry on the off chance whe was there. There were some really odd people taking the waters! but no sign of Jessie.

[Blarney]

Ah passed Chessie's hoose choost 'e ither day an' she wis sittin' oot on 'e step wi' her summer skirt up abeen her knees 'til catch 'e sun an' sluggin' in a bottle o' OVD fey 'e neck - no even a drop o' pepsi in id til watter id doon a bit. I did shout 'til her boot she nivver heided me. She's hevvin' a bittie o' a holiday ah think cos she nivver turned up at 'e Guild 'e ither nicht. Id wis a peety too cos we hed Anne Dinnid oot showin' his all her bonnie hats an' Wilma and Ella wis on 'e teas...an ye know fit lek a gran' spread they pit on! Thur pancakes wur oot o' is world an' they'd hom-made rhubarb jam wi' a droppie o' ginger in id. Chessie disna ken fit she's missin' - well mibbe she's goin' til come back til 'e Guild when her rum's done.