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Pozy looks lek eh Battered owld moth cannae read either. maybe ye should get yer eyes tested Bustedfly.
Mind ye ye do drive a clapped oot auld Micra so yer taste cannae be at great.
So butterflu what div ye want fae Santa this year. Glasses, a Ladle perhaps and a red t shirt so ye can spill yer soup as often as u like.
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Cannae read? At's par for course Richie when ye've been "educated??" on e' Week side. It's as weel we come om iss boord till gie them some culture!!
Methinks we should start an "INDEPENDANCE FOR PULTNEY" campaign !! Keep at lot ower thur ain side o' e' water.
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Cannae read? At's par for course Richie when ye've been "educated??" on e' Week side. It's as weel we come om iss boord till gie them some culture!!
Methinks we should start an "INDEPENDANCE FOR PULTNEY" campaign !! Keep at lot ower thur ain side o' e' water. We've been carrying at lot for centuries now!
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Aye now thats an idea. Tolls on Bridge street An eh service Bridge or at eh Northeners end ed wid be Trolls. 
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Richard and Pozy - will ye two gee at beeg gobs o' yurs a rest! cheesus it hes got so bad at Pozy hez started stuttering and repeating himsel on e' board. Ah hev a richt sore heed heving till read all at rubbish that you twa keep clattering oot on at keyboards.
Now as fur me making a mistake with which wan o' ye said what - ye both speak so much utter trotters that really boys, at the end o' the day, it makes no difference which wan o' ye said fitever cause hid is a never ending SPEW OF RUBBISH anyway!
And NO ahm still no selling EITHER o' yees two ma Racing Micra AND THAT IS FINAL!
I chust though yees boys wid like till ken that ah got at tomato soup stain oot o' ma lovely white shirt.
love Madam Butterfly xx
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Madame Butterfly, glad to hear you got the stain out of your lovely white shirt, but thurs a stain on yur consience that'll never be removed! Accusin' me o' haein' a soft spot for ye indeed !! Ah'm sayin' nuthin' till ah've spoken till ma solicitor!!!!!!!!
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och Pozy min dinna wory Buterfly is sufferin fae Dillusions of Grandure if she thinks that a good Pultney loon lek yersel could hev a soft spot for any St Scruff.
As fur yer lovely white shirt is hid no Laundrey Grey yit?
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and as for hevin a beeg gob, yer the one that cannae aim yers.
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Ye ken'iss, ye pair o warts are choost takin e cake, blah, blah, whine, whine wur Butterfly is choost playin wi ye & yur lek twa yappin dowgs 'at nivver gi in.
Ah hev til laugh at yur talk o tolls on e bridges in Week fa wid pay til go ower til Poltney ah ask ye?
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och Colin er ye go again. Choost as buterfly is on the edge of defeat ye hev till try an rescue her. well yur no awful good at ed, rescue at is. Ah see ye were lookin fur a Mountain rescue Post in Week on anither threed. whats wrong did ye think ye micht run intill difficulties scalin Newton hill. Or maybe e ither famous pultney Mountain eh Dew.
Eh idea oh hevin a Bridge toll is till keep ye lot oot oh gods little allotment(Pultney).Since ye lot are tich ed mich choost work.
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Ye widne get ower till wur side anyway, Colin. A wid be e' sniper pickin ye's off as ye tried till cross e' river under cover o' darkness. Wi at dirty faices ye'd be hard till spot but we'd hear yur whinin' a mile off. Now away back home an put yur feet up. It must be hard goin at work trawlin' iss boords all day.
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Pozy go ye & claw yur wheerig wi a whin, ye couldna hit a bulls bahoochy wi a pail o small tatties nivver heid hevvin e inteligence til operate a fire airm.
E closest ye get til a sniper is e fact that yur a Gutter snipe o e first water!!
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Mandy:
Them softy Ozzie Rules Men running we the ball in their handies remind me of the Net Ball girlies.
Maybe you should tell them to wear skirts.
It's e same we those Swim Guards on Aussie Beaches we their y fronts on their heeds.
They are all real pansies.
All in Good Fun.
Alan
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I though the North School football team all wore skirts !!!!
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Hids been quiet withoot e' butterflap. She'll be off doin' er laundry efter missin' yon beeg gob again. At's a bit lek throwin' a teaspoon up bridge street an still she misses.
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Cheesus Pozy, see fit ma pal Colin said aboot ye an at Richard cheelie is just SO TRUE. Ye are chust lek a pair of yapp'n dowgs fichten ower a half chawed biscuit.
Ah hev telt ye afore Pozy the BEEG GOBS belong till at Mrs Scudderlugs and Jacqueline (fa is affa quiet, ahm getting worried aboot her). As ah said afore aboot yon two that the Clyde Tunnel and Elephants Tusks spring till mind!!
love Madam Butterfly xx
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If the Superior North School football team wore skirts Pozy it would be true to say that the Yellow Bellied Academy Rats football team shaved their legs!!!
love Madam Butterfly xx
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Dustyflea er ye go again puttin at beeg gob oh yers intill gear afore yer wee brain is in motion.
If eh Pultney men shaved their legs ed wis only till make us more aerodynamic on eh pitch. Whit wis eh Northeners Lassies netball teams excuse fur shavin thur faces. 
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Nice one Richie !!!!!!!!! A cannae mind what what e' moth's facial hair is like, no seen her for a whilie! Probably a ZZ Top beard efter all iss years.
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D & D,
Ye probably both were contenders for e netball team being wifies lek fit ye are!!
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