Drip......Drip....Drip......Drop
That f'ing sound doesn't stop
Through the night, from the ceiling
I am getting an annoyed feeling

A burst pipe and rotting wall
I better stand back, the ceiling will fall
Time to make a dash for the door
but the water had gathered, I slipped on the floor

Call the plumber but no-one can come
its always the case when you need something done
Got hold of one, said he'd be in an hour
Hurry up, I don't want a cold shower.

To make matters worse its raining outside
and this plumbers bill to which I cant hide
the thought of the invoice making me seek
that darn, retched, soaking damp leek

The bucket catches the water I see
but all this water noise, I need to pee
The water is off at the mains at the mo
So in the street i'll have to go!