Drip......Drip....Drip......Drop
That f'ing sound doesn't stop
Through the night, from the ceiling
I am getting an annoyed feeling
A burst pipe and rotting wall
I better stand back, the ceiling will fall
Time to make a dash for the door
but the water had gathered, I slipped on the floor
Call the plumber but no-one can come
its always the case when you need something done
Got hold of one, said he'd be in an hour
Hurry up, I don't want a cold shower.
To make matters worse its raining outside
and this plumbers bill to which I cant hide
the thought of the invoice making me seek
that darn, retched, soaking damp leek
The bucket catches the water I see
but all this water noise, I need to pee
The water is off at the mains at the mo
So in the street i'll have to go!
I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore
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