FAO Shelley

[Mik.M.]

Women who show off their thong to all and sundry,discuss. Mik&Bob

[ShelleyCowie]

Women who show off their thong to all and sundry,discuss. Mik&Bob

OMG! Didnt think you were actually going to do this! You must be brave!

For the people who are wondering what on earth he is on about here it is. yesterday i was getting dropped off at my house. As i went to the back of the car to get Athrun out i heard mik shouting to me about my thong which obviously was on show from leaning over in the car.

Thing is my trousers are too big for me and i dont have a belt, but my ever growing belly doesnt leave much clothes that fit me.

So the pair of pervs was standing in Bobs house upstairs at a window watching me! they claimed to be "working" but im not sure if i believe that!

So you pair of pervs, glaring at a pregnant womans thong. you should be very ashamed of yourselfs! tut tut!

[Bobinovich]

Come over and see the paintwork for yourself - proof of 'working' lol, but I'd recommend a strong pair of sunglasses for one room - Simpsons yellow OUCH!

As for t'other matter I'll just dig out my Sisqo single & blast it loudly

This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out

[telfordstar]

Well Shelley if I was you I woulde be plotting very hard on good revenge for that pair lol.

[Tubthumper]

You could build a functional catapult out of your thong, fire stuff at Bob's window!

[ShelleyCowie]

hmm i would have to catapult something at his livingroom window, not fair throwing things at his kids window from where they were pervin on me lol

Maybe i could kidnap them and force them to watch back to back episodes of a dreaded TV show......Jeremy Kyle!

[Rictina]

AWWw Shelly, I'm sending you some cyber hugs.

[twiglet]

Well you know it's only light hearted fun! They were just enjoying 'e crack! lol (just the top part) Nothing we wouldn't say to you in person.

[ShelleyCowie]

I seen one of the "pervs" down the street today and he said he does not deny being a perv

U guys are lucky i know u. Anyone else would o smacked u in the chops by now

[Venture]

Good to see a big of fun between orgers instead of fighting and arguing. Thongs are definitely better than windfarms, wars and politics. Mind you Shelley I think the org must be the only place you would get away with calling your neighbour a perv.

[joxville]

Pregnant and wearing a thong, not a sight I want to see.

[poppett]

It could have been worse, Shelley............the google map car could have been passing and caught you on camera........just like they did with your sister!!

[Tubthumper]

I'll run the risk of trouble and
I'll post a little song
About a girl called Shelly with
Exposure of her thong
This lass is fast approaching time
(While being Athrun's mummy)
To have a little Ellen who's
Inside her swelling tummy

While Mik and Bob were o'er the road
(They're decorating room!)
Our lass came out and waddled with
Wee Ellen in her womb
She bent to insert Athrun in
The back seat of the car
And gave a glimpse of tiny thong
To all men near and far

Poor Mik near choked at such a sight
And Bob said, 'That's fantastic!
My life's complete now I have seen
Wee Shelley's rear elastic!'
When Mik had got his breath back he
Exclaimed, 'Why just by chance
While taking break from doing house
We got a glimpse of pants!'

Poor Shelley's black affronted now
At knicker-spies obscene
She wouldn't mind so much but drawers
Much better days have seen
As tummy swells material gets
Stretched tight around the back
The pervs on street will get a treat
And catch a glimpse of crack

You men, desist your pervy games
Don't joke at such a thing
She's in the family way you know
Turn eyes from Shell's g-string
She's quite annoyed, she'll scud your lug
It gets right on her goat
And just to spoil your view for good
She'll wear a big long coat

[LRM]

thats the best thong i have ever heard, its a thmash!!!

[ShelleyCowie]

Good to see a big of fun between orgers instead of fighting and arguing. Thongs are definitely better than windfarms, wars and politics. Mind you Shelley I think the org must be the only place you would get away with calling your neighbour a perv.

Haha yeah i dont mind a laugh. Even if it is about my thong! And im sure they dont mind me calling them a perv if they can openly talk about seeing a young lassies thong.

Pregnant and wearing a thong, not a sight I want to see.

oi! i will have you know me and my thong look absolutely fabulous!

It could have been worse, Shelley............the google map car could have been passing and caught you on camera........just like they did with your sister!!

Lucky she wasnt in just her underwear!

[ShelleyCowie]

I'll run the risk of trouble and
I'll post a little song
About a girl called Shelly with
Exposure of her thong
This lass is fast approaching time
(While being Athrun's mummy)
To have a little Ellen who's
Inside her swelling tummy

While Mik and Bob were o'er the road
(They're decorating room!)
Our lass came out and waddled with
Wee Ellen in her womb
She bent to insert Athrun in
The back seat of the car
And gave a glimpse of tiny thong
To all men near and far

Poor Mik near choked at such a sight
And Bob said, 'That's fantastic!
My life's complete now I have seen
Wee Shelley's rear elastic!'
When Mik had got his breath back he
Exclaimed, 'Why just by chance
While taking break from doing house
We got a glimpse of pants!'

Poor Shelley's black affronted now
At knicker-spies obscene
She wouldn't mind so much but drawers
Much better days have seen
As tummy swells material gets
Stretched tight around the back
The pervs on street will get a treat
And catch a glimpse of crack

You men, desist your pervy games
Don't joke at such a thing
She's in the family way you know
Turn eyes from Shell's g-string
She's quite annoyed, she'll scud your lug
It gets right on her goat
And just to spoil your view for good
She'll wear a big long coat

i love it! well done Tubs! tryin to rep u but i have to spread some around! rep i mean....not thong!

[Mik.M.]

Tubthumper,brilliant.