has anyone got a good joke . ill start
knock knock
whos there
boo
boo who
what you crying about i got cake and ice cream down here!!!!!!
beat that*
has anyone got a good joke . ill start
knock knock
whos there
boo
boo who
what you crying about i got cake and ice cream down here!!!!!!
beat that*
there was a big tall man at a bar
and a little small man comes in
he says i wouldnt mind some of that
after a few pints the small man says "can i have some of that"
the tall man says yeah sure and hands him some bar peanuts
good aint it
What were you thinkingOriginally Posted by Funky_Foal
Originally Posted by Funky_Foal
that is complete and utter tripe
Originally Posted by DaScout
well your one isnt that good either!!!!!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Hufta
Hufta who?
Hufta pee,can I use your toilet.
Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they'd rather be in the darkness.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foots stuck in the door.
Their coming to take me away.....haha-hee-hee-ho-ho
ha ha where did you get that one?Originally Posted by Cedric
I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.
"That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film."
The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."
An old woman walks into a doctors office.She says "My farts don't stink and they make no sound." The doctor give her pills and tells her to come back in a week.A week later she comes back and says "My farts stink but they still don't make a sound"
The doctors turns to his nurse and says "The sinus pills worked but now she needs a hearing aid"
The man who views the world at fifty,
the same as he did at twenty,
has wasted thirty years of his life.
knock knock
whos there
adair
adair who
adair once but now im bald.
knock knock
whos there
acid
acid who
acid down and be quiet.
so you found this joke rude chillie, enough to leave me bad rep, well i find that even more amusing that the joke lol ha ha ha ha haOriginally Posted by sam
(really we both now the real reason you gave me bad rep lol)
Last edited by sam; 13-May-06 at 18:37.
The man who views the world at fifty,
the same as he did at twenty,
has wasted thirty years of his life.
Originally Posted by sam
He he, you make me laugh , you remind me of the title of a Laurel & Hardy film.
Not all chillies are hot but do not be deceived
what film is that then??Originally Posted by Chillie
cos you remind me of something out of one flew over the cookoos nest lol
The man who views the world at fifty,
the same as he did at twenty,
has wasted thirty years of his life.
Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday.
What does deputy P.M John Prescott & an Homebase flatpack have in common?
A few screws in the wrong place & the whole cabinet falls apart
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
There was once a blonde girl named Sally. Her husband was at work, and to entertain herself, she decided to do a puzzle.
Her husband came home later to find his wife angry and breathing hard at the table.
"What is it?" he asked.
"I'm trying to do this stupid puzzle! It's supposed to be a tiger!" she replied.
The husband looked at the puzzle, sighed, and said,"Sally, dear, put the frosted flakes back in the box!"
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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