How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they'd rather be in the darkness.
How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they'd rather be in the darkness.
How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to hold the bulb against the socket, and the other to smoke up until the room starts spinning.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. after a few more he needs the toilet. he doesnt want anyone to steal his beer so he puts up a sign saying "I spat in this beer do not drink". a few minutes later he returns and sees another sign beside it saying "So did I".
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