Wish granted--you can now buy a turkey each week without ever wishing you had'nt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Astra
I wish i could still get what i'm not allowed.
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Wish granted--you can now buy a turkey each week without ever wishing you had'nt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Astra
I wish i could still get what i'm not allowed.
Wish granted but still not allowed it
I wish that pooh pooh does'nt get there wish
Quote:
Originally Posted by Astra
:grin: Wish granted.....pooh pooh gets their wish!
I wish astra gets the runs after eating stale left over turkey.:Razz
Wish granted but it's going to come back on you three times worse
I wish my numbers came up in the lottrey tonight ..
Granted. but the next day the world blows up
I wish I could live forever....
wish granted but no one else does, so you're alone.
I wish for world peace
Granted. But as soon as we make peace with each other we are immediately attacked by a race of aliens wishing to harvest us all!!
I wish for intergalactic peace...
granted. but we are hit by a giant meteor which bounces from one planet to the other and we're all wiped out!
I wish for a quiet life.
Granted. But unfortunately you have gone deaf.
I wish I was on my summer holidays...
granted but you have to spend it in Caithness!
I wish for a new car
Granted its a lovely yellow skoda.
I wish i was lying on the sand under a palm tree.
Granted, but the tree falls on top of you and you are stuck underneath it for evermore!
I wish i could be an egal for a day
Granted but your left wing is broken.
I wish someone would sweep me off my feet.
Granted.........but someones plucked all your feathers out, and youve become dyslexic
I wish for Love and Light to be sent to everyone on Caithness.org
Granted but it's a 80 year old with a big broom.Quote:
Originally Posted by angela5
I wish I was th PM so I could change everything
Granted but there's a major power cut and all the light goes out.Quote:
Originally Posted by phoenix
I wish the rain would go south and the sum would come north just a little bit.
Granted but it is nice and hot for everyone in caithness but there is a big rain cloud over you for the rest of your life.
i wish i could have an on call babysitter lol
Granted, but your phone breaks so you cant call her!
I wish that i could visit the rain forsest and see all the exotic creatures
Granted! But due to global warming the forest has all dried out, burnt down and theres now no animals.
I wish to be in a world of hi tech gadgetry and flying cars.
I wish nobody despised anyone. I dont think I do. Dislike is different.We should certainly walk a mile in someone's shoes before we insult them. That way they are at least a mile away, and barefoot.Quote:
Originally Posted by jjc
I wish I hadn't told that old joke