Old but experienced gardener available.
Not in the first flush of yoof now, but still fit as a butcher's fiddle. Been doing it all for 40 years, the last 15 in Caithness. Have chainsaw and hedgetrimmer, will travel within reason. Overgrown gardens a speciality, but new builds and garden design is the stuff I cut my teeth on. I can provide references if required.
If you want an experienced gardener, don't PM me. And I don't have a mobile phone. These are things I cannot abide. Call on 01847821575, and if I'm oot, leave a message. Mobiles? Used to have one glued to my ear. Not now - mobile phones are destroying civilisation. There is nothing that can't wait. And if this is a bad advert, so be it.
Traditional values are my thing. If you want me to do a job for you, the one thing I can guarantee is this - nae mobile phone will distract me from my work.
I should say, because I ken there are pretend gardeners, or handymen pretending to be gardeners, who are working for less than the minimum wage for cash, I charge £10.00 per hour. There you go - Honest and up front. But I am a professional gardener, not a handyman.
Okay, you may PM me if you feel the urge. I promise to check my PM's within two months. If I have a bored moment. Or possibly never. Business is done, as far as I am concerned, via a land line.
This has got to be the worst advert ever. But that's just me, and how I work.
Mike
