sid & abe two jewish gentlemen
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> Two Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day
> whilst on holiday.
>
> Sid asks Abe,"Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and
> raised in Mexico ?"
>
> Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
>
> When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
>
> The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks."
>
> He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the
> cook say no Mexican Jews."
>
> Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?"
>
> The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once
> again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.
>
> While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there
> are no Jews in Mexico . Our people are scattered everywhere."
>
> The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is
> no Mexican Jews."
>
> "Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no
> Mexican Jews!"
>
> "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter. "All we have is
> Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Apple Jews - no
> Mexican Jews."
