What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and sitting on your doorstep?
Matt!!!
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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs and sitting on your doorstep?
Matt!!!
what do you call a sheep with no legs ?
A cloud!!....lolQuote:
Originally Posted by krieve
Whats invisible and smalls like carrots?
Rabbit farts!!!!
correct connie lol
wHATS RED & INVISIBLE? NO TOMATOES. I hate that 1
what do ye call a stag with no eyes?
No I deer!!!!...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Willowbankbear
What do you call a man with a spade on his head???
Doug...I know all these, I must get out more...lol[para]Quote:
Originally Posted by tip top
Ok, A man with a scorray on his head??
Cliff.....Quote:
Originally Posted by tip top
What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barred wire fence?
How many Doureay Nuclear scientists to screw in a lightbulb?
An udder catastrophe?Quote:
Originally Posted by angela5
Who knows they are all being retrained!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Willowbankbear
....udder destructionQuote:
Originally Posted by tip top
A.Why should they? they all glow in the dark anyway[lol] [lol]
What does a tartan chicken lay?
A.Eggs,? byQuote:
Originally Posted by tip top
A.Eggs,? by any chanceQuote:
Originally Posted by tip top