A miner in deepest Africa has a very bad accident 1 day & loses a leg. He says to his mate,"Im finished, Who on earth will want a 1 legged Gold-Digger?"
His mate replies `Try Sir Paul McCartney`
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A wee poem for ye
I lay upon a grassy bank,
My hands were all a quiver,
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.
By a Sir Paul McCartney
