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Saddam Hussein carries out his last official duties... ;)
(No offence intended, but at a glance, similarities, bad angle, know what I mean? :lol: )
Caithness school girl chops overly excitable ladies finger off!
Or hows about - after a late night of catching up on desperate housewives, little tommy (stood in front of mr hussain - yawning) has trouble keeping awake and looking interested - and knowing he has to go back to school and draw a picture of the nice new tesco -And probably write a story about how he found a magical portal to an extra dimension just under the tinned tuna!
Dearie me I have been working near primary school teachers too long!
"Some people will do anything for the chance of a free bottle, but Saddam's just wondering if they stock razors"
Good doc Szin what have you started?
John Thurso to play Mr Tickle in the new MrMen movie... [lol]
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Local MP defies banQuote:
Originally Posted by DrSzin
Lord Lou Cann, MP for Greater Caithness, defied the county-wide ban on ventriloquism with a cunning Middle Eastern disguise and an extremely lifelike doll. Barbie's blonde curls and realistic facial makeup fooled all but the most suspicious onlookers. Tesco manager, Mr S M Art, 39 1/2, (pictured at back) told the Org's roving reporter, "I knew I'd seen that beard before, and the doll's bubbly personality seemed too good to be true - she made more noise than all the anti-Tesco protesters put together. I gave them each a bottle of champagne as a token of my appreciation."
[lol]! Nice one, Doc!Quote:
Originally Posted by DrSzin
Oh Hokie Kokie kokie....wi Davie Flear gettin carried away wi himsel':lol:
John Thurso looks very dashing with his new beard, as the excited shoppers get ready to dash around the newly opened Tesco in Wick. Meanwhile, the manager in the middle sports a less hirsute look...Quote:
Originally Posted by DrSzin
Lord Thursa "Jings, I only came in for a pint of milk and a tin o beans!!"
Old Somerfield Manager in his new position as 'Right Arm Man'
Whot ees dees place dey call Tescos? :confused I tot for une moment I was een France wit all dees bleu blanc rouge balloons! :eek:
Blonde to the left of Thurso "Did ye fart john?"Quote:
Originally Posted by DrSzin
M.P `Aherm, yes `
Blonde "Well it blew me away!"
wee boy " whats at smell?"
rrrrrrrrright if I listen for the scissor snip, knock down the sleepy lad and race for a trolley, I can grab all the Jaffa cakes and be first through the checkout, all in less than a minute!