Originally Posted by Stone Roses
A Husband goes into the loft & sees an eggbox with £5,000 in cash but no eggs. He says to his Wife `whats all this money doing in the eggbox?`
She instantly breaks down sobbing and says"I cant lie anymore,Ive been unfaithful. Everytime I slept with another man,I took 6 eggs in payment".
`Well that explains the eggbox,` says the Husband.`But what about the £5,000?`
`Well says his wife,everytime I collected a dozen eggs I sold them.................Ill get ma coat eh folks?