What’s a good Christmas tip?
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the Winter.
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
Answer: Halo there!
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what?
Answer: Santa Clues!
