Well it's happened the Tory GRU twins Theresa and Felonius have finally come out of the closet , and will ask you for your money and your child's kidney on the 8th June . Two of the biggest crooks on and off screen ,both are in the get rich game and happy to push the minions farther down the USED and ABUSED ladder . Their new slogan in Scotland will be " Vote of me if you like Pee, because here it comes" .
scots better buy their umbrellas early , many think the scots would be getting used to the taste by now after" 3 hundred years worth of Tory Yellow Champagne".