The family dinner party

My wife hosted a dinner party for family, far and wide, and everyone was encouraged to bring all their children as well.During dinner, my four-year-old niece stared at me sitting across from her. The

girl could hardly eat her food for staring. I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me.I tried my best to just ignore her but finally

it was too much for me.I finally asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet waiting for her response. My little niece looked at me

solemnly and said,"I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish."