Todays attempt to make ye laugh
A man is having a few drinks in a restaurant ,He decides to ask the waiter for his bill, the waiter replies "20$ sir" so wur man says "waiter ill bet you double or quits that I can bite my Left eye" .So the waiter thinking its an easy bet says "yer on" . So wur man has a glass eye and takes it oot and bites it& clears his bill at the same time. He stays in the eaterie for a while after this and continues drinking. He then asks the same waiter for his bill, to which the waiter replies"30$ sir" . So wur man retorts "waiter, ill bet ye double or quits that i can bite my right eye " . So the waiter seeing an opportunity to recoup his losses and knowing the customer cant have two glass eyes, agrees. So wur man then hastily takes oot his false teeth and bites his right eye!!!!
