the new milking machine..

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.

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Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to
test it on himself first.
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So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and
everything else was automatic.Soon, he realized that the equipment provided
him with much more pleasure than his wife did.
.
When the fun was over though, he quickly realized
that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'..
.

He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to
disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still
without success.


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Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with
his mobile phone (Thank god for mobile phones!).
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'Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?'

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'Don't worry,' replied the customer service rep, 'The machine will release
automatically once it's collected two gallons.'


Have a nice day..


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