Increase in Adder's

The breeding explosion of the Poisonous Scotish Adders in the Highlands should be a terrifying thought for any disrespectful wild camper from South of the border, as they too have a great sense of loyalty to the Highlands and will easily slither into the tents of any unfamiliar and disrespectful piss head, and bite them were it hurts causing an excruciating pain and eventually death if the vaccine is not administered within 10 seconds.
And for those who just want to drive up here, disrespecting our layby's and the locals journeys for everyday living, then welcome this year we have successfully eradicated the midge, so no repellant required, enjoy.

You forgot to mention that climate change has all but eradicated wind and rain in the north and that visitors need only bring light summer clothing.

I see the wet wipes are starting to reappear in quiet areas, careful where you tread it's worse than dog s,,,.