we have all heard them,
when you break your legs dont come running to me
i havent sat down since i got up
shut your mouth and tell me whats wrong
can you see what i see
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we have all heard them,
when you break your legs dont come running to me
i havent sat down since i got up
shut your mouth and tell me whats wrong
can you see what i see
The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
True friends always stab you in the front.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.
When all else fails, read the directions.
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
Happiness can't buy money.
I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
Skydiving - Good to the last drop.
A penny saved is a congressional oversight.
A day without sunshine is like ... night.
All's well that ends.
It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
A bird in the hand can be messy,
A common malady is diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain.
A day without sun shine is like, night,
A problem drinker is one who never buys
'put wood in t'ole and save some coal'
'you know what thought did, don't you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr & Mrs Billy Boy
... planted a feather and thought a hen would grow [lol]
followed a muck cart and thought it were a weddin':lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr & Mrs Billy Boy
Another silly one is
"well, ill go the the foot of our stairs"
Ae half of the warld disna ken how the ither half lives,
A fisherman's walk, two steps and overboard,
A man under the influence of drink, if he speak at all, usually speaks truth.
[lol] Not exactly silly sayings....but funny nonetheless....classic piece of Jade Goody conversation
Jade :They don't do that in the Thames though, do they ?Spencer : No. I don't work on the Thames though do I. I work in Cambridge.Jade :Is there not the Thames there ?Spencer :No !Jade :Oh. I thought the Thames went there.Spencer :No.Jade :What ? So you work in Cambridge, on a little river bank or somefink ?Spencer :Yes ... on a little river bank.Jade :Why - is there a river called the Cambridge river ?Spencer :Yeah, it's called the Cam.Jade :Really ? You swear ? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought that was the main one in London.Spencer :It is. I don't live in London.Jade :I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was ...Spencer :That Cambridge was in London ?Jade :Yeah. I knew Birmingham weren't in London. I thought Cambridge was in London.Spencer :Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said ?Jade :No ...Spencer :You thought Cambridge was in London ?Jade :Yeah. I thought it was just a bit out. In London, but a bit out. You know you've got Bermondsy, Lewisham and all them sort of places; I thought that Cambridge was in London, but a different place.Spencer :Cambridge is a city.Jade :But we've got the city in London.Spencer :Yes. The city is called London. And there's different parts of it. Cambridge is a city.Jade :Of where ? Kent ?Jade :Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a throw-off. Now where are you ? What's your country, and what's your things ? I'm confused.Spencer :What country am I from ? England. The city is called Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire.Jade :So it's not Kent then ?Spencer :No ... The region is called East Anglia.Jade :East Anglia ? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Anglia abroad ?Spencer :Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again ?Jade :Every time people tell me they work in East Anglia, I actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick ?Spencer :Well, I hate to say it; but ...Jade :No !Spencer :... you are.Jade :Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't it ?Spencer :No ... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different.Jade :So they're not together ? Where's Berlin ?
If things don't change they'll stay the same.
You can't speak proper England like I used to could.
cant never could
till teh cows come home
when pigs fly
in a pigs eye
if i had a penny for every time someone said that
yer od enough your wants wont hurt you
cross my heart hope to die stick a neeedle in my eye..
oh and so lazy they wouldnt work in a pie factory
... thought his backside was hanging ower the side o the bed so he got out to go and push it back in againQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr & Mrs Billy Boy
Hmmm, wonder if this describes Acameron [lol]Quote:
Originally Posted by brandy
ac would think he had died and gone to heaven lol[lol]Quote:
Originally Posted by golach