Making coffee with gravy granules do it the whole time and whats worse im niether blonde or senior!
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Making coffee with gravy granules do it the whole time and whats worse im niether blonde or senior!
On the bus from Halkirk to College in Thurso. Started playing a silly game on my phone. Looked up from my phone thinking I must be nearly in Thurso only to find the bus had stopped in the centre of town. Had to walk all the way back up the hill. DOH!:eek:
I'm not blonde but I do have my moments!
Last night I started yoga again after a few months 'rest';). It's a rush to get ready in time...halfway there I realised I'd put on my black pyjama bottoms instead of my black sports 'pants':eek:.
Luckily the lights were soft, and the hall was nearly full, so I squeezed myself in at the end of the row, my secret... safe!
Blonde moments was posted a while back but have to share mine with you all, decided my tootsies would look nice in killer heeled sandals so got to work with false toenails .........
5 minutes later im shouting to my hubby im lying on the bed and cant get up he comes running up thinking his lucks in to find ive superglued a finger to my big toe and while trying to dislodge it ive glued a finger from my other hand to my big toe as well!!!
While trying to seperate my fingers from my toes my mum and dad visit and all they hear is me shouting "please dont do that it hurts, stop, please stop"!!
Eventually my fingers had to get sliced from my toes and i binned the false nails, but hey im a sucker for punishment ive just bought false toenails today but im not that blonde im going to get my friend to put them on for me!! :lol:
A friends daughter, blonde and 20yrs old, worked in a nightclub bar. She phoned in sick one night then went into the club with her friend 2 hours later! And she complained when they sacked her next day.
I am blonde..and a repeat offender with this one.
Husband opens passenger door as I wait patiently by it, I thank him and he goes round to the driver's side and gets into the car... after an interval he throws my door open from the inside and I say in some surprise from where I am still stood waiting "oh...did you open it?":eek:
"What did you think I was doing..and what did you thank me for?" says he...
...... I did it again today![lol]
When we moved house I put my wifes biker gear into a bin bag for easier transport and at some stage it was put out for the bin man as we never saw them again.:mad:
Get highlights then you can have the fun of a blonde and the memory of a brunette in the morning!!
TBH is was said in fun, sorry if i offended!
Sorry i took that wrong, im brunette but hey ive got blonde highlights!!:lol:
Hey leggyweggy dont wory TBH is a pussy if you know how to talk to him ;) x
Thumper is this pick on TBH hour? You should know im the cheekiest girl out there but its all done in fun, thought oh drat ive only been in here a day and ive offended!! xx