Another new illness to watch out for: Anal glaucoma.
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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
'So, what's the matter?' he asks.
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.
'And what the hell is anal glaucoma?'
'I justcan't see my ass coming into work today.'
