What colour should Paul Monaghan MP dye his hair?

Paul Monaghan is Caithness' new MP which is ok apart from one thing. His hair!! What is his wife thinking of? Why doesn't she look after his blank canvas of hair? It has no colour at all and it's crying so loudly for attention that they must be able to hear it in Strathpeffer and Garve. A blank canvas shouldn't be left blank should it now? Even my artistic nemesis the ghost of Jackson Pollock agrees with me on this. So what colour should Paul's wife choose for him and his constituents? You know he's worth it Mrs M so do something about it!! :D

Maybe he's just not the sort of jessie who dyes his hair.

I think that nice alternative washed out blue and purple look would be quite suitable.

Maybe he would suit blue and purple but his hair looks washed out already. What he needs is a bright new look.

I can recommend Julie McGuire. She does Nicola Sturgeon's look. And whatever you think of Nicola's politics, her makeover has been truly dramatic.

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Originally Posted by sids

Maybe he's just not the sort of jessie who dyes his hair.

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I view that remark as homophobic and highly offensive and request that you remove it as a matter of urgency.

"Homophobic" - now thats a big word for a Weeker. What does it mean anyway ?

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Originally Posted by Bystander1

"Homophobic" - now thats a big word for a Weeker. What does it mean anyway ?

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I would suggest googling it. It means the same in Wick or anywhere else in the civilised world!

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Originally Posted by Bystander1

"Homophobic" - now thats a big word for a Weeker. What does it mean anyway ?

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Irrational fear of homo, whatever that is.

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Originally Posted by weeker2014

I view that remark as homophobic and highly offensive and request that you remove it as a matter of urgency.

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Are you saying the gay community are jessies? That's highly offensive.

Seems the term is not considered offensive according to the urban Dictionary, infact it seems quite complimentary.

One should always remember the English language is a dynamic and constantly evolving language.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jessie

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Originally Posted by BetterTogether

Seems the term is not considered offensive according to the urban Dictionary, infact it seems quite complimentary.

One should always remember the English language is a dynamic and constantly evolving language.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jessie

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I tried this Guggle thingy but the only Jesse I could find was some punter called Jesse James and he is apparently deid. I can not see any connection between a deid American outlaw chappie and some punter dyeing his hair.
I am probably doing this Guddle thing all wrong.

Jess Harper was so manly it made you wonder.

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Boys! Can you please stick to the important topic of the colour of Paul Monaghan's hair? Could one of the SNP members please inform Paul of this important thread? Tell him the success of his parliamentary career depends on choosing the right hair colour. No parliamentarian with colourless hair has had much success since before the early days of hair colouring technology.

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Originally Posted by BetterTogether

Seems the term is not considered offensive according to the urban Dictionary, infact it seems quite complimentary.

One should always remember the English language is a dynamic and constantly evolving language.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jessie

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No but it is offensive according to the Oxford dictionary, and it is not how the ball is thrown it is how it is caught. I find the term to be homophobic and your responses to my post say it all about the type of people you are.

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/de...english/jessie

In addition you will also find the meaning of homophobic below for any of you who are in doubt:

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/de...ish/homophobic

I request again that you remove your comment.

Duly noted, what you've attempted to do is link two unrelated words.

I note the Oxford dictionary does not give any homophobic overtones to the word they are ascribed by yourself.


I guess that would show the type of person you are.

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Originally Posted by crayola

Boys! Can you please stick to the important topic of the colour of Paul Monaghan's hair? Could one of the SNP members please inform Paul of this important thread? Tell him the success of his parliamentary career depends on choosing the right hair colour. No parliamentarian with colourless hair has had much success since before the early days of hair colouring technology.

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I expect he's got a web page you can bother him on.

The colour of Paul Monaghan's hair matters as little as the colour of Nicola Sturgeon's dress or Mhairi Black's fathers job. That is nothing at all.

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Originally Posted by squidge

The colour of Paul Monaghan's hair matters as little as the colour of Nicola Sturgeon's dress or Mhairi Black's fathers job. That is nothing at all.

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The only thing I know this is light- hearted joke. But most important bit I'm proud to be British of United kingdom Why, there is nowhere in the world a leader like David Cameron what ever you think of the Tories and him would sit in civilized way in front of group who wants to break up the country and try to compromise with Nicola Sturgeon.