> Stopped by Police at 2AM
> An man was stopped by the police around 2 AM
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> and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
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> The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about
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> alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human
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> body, as well as smoking, and staying out late." The
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> officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture
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> at this time of night?"
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> The man replied, "That would
be my wife."
