A man went to hospital for a colon check up. During the check-up he asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?
The doctor replied, "I very much doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
The patient said, "Oh, I don't I believe in any of that astrology nonsense."
To which the doctor replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer has just broken."
