Aye, Scotch EggsQuote:
Originally Posted by Willowbankbear
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Aye, Scotch EggsQuote:
Originally Posted by Willowbankbear
How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?[lol]
FiveQuote:
Originally Posted by Willowbankbear
one to read the script, one to direct, one to produce, one to edit and one to play the part.
Don't no why dont u in LIGHTEN us lol.
A.Only one,They dont like to share the spotlight[smirk]Quote:
Originally Posted by Willowbankbear
Good bad joke krieve:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by krieve
Guy wakes up in the middle o' the night and hears,"pitter,patter,pitter,pattter,whoo-whoo!!!!"
Thinks he's imagining things,so falls back asleep.
Suddenly,"pitter,patter,pitter,patter,whoo-whoo!!!!!!"
Guy cannae take it any longer so goes down stairs.
Again,"pitter,patter,pitter,patter,whoo-whoo!!!!!!!"
Guy goes into the living room and there's a wee moose running across the HOT radiator and blowing in his paws saying,"whoo-whoo!!!!!!!"
Definite contender for worst joke ever. Don't think it's even worth a lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cedric
Thats what the thread is all about ma jokemeister!!!!!:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2little2late
Exactly. Definite contender though. I'm that good at jokes, can't think of a rubbish one. [lol]Quote:
Originally Posted by Cedric
Did you hear about the magician, he was driving down the road and turned into a driveway!!!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?
Ah don't know,Angela......wit de ye get?Quote:
Originally Posted by angela5
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Originally Posted by Cedric
Frostbite:p
What building has the most stories?
libary ?..........Quote:
Originally Posted by angela5
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Originally Posted by ice box
clap..clap icebox...library it is[lol]
What flowers do you always wear?
tulips.......Quote:
Originally Posted by angela5
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Originally Posted by ice box
two lips [lol] ........round of applause again icebox.....
Whats green and eats nuts?:lol: