Mother-Why are ye home from school so early son?
Son-I was the only one who could answer a question.
Mother-Oh really, What was it?
Son-who threw the rubber at the Headmaster:confused:
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Mother-Why are ye home from school so early son?
Son-I was the only one who could answer a question.
Mother-Oh really, What was it?
Son-who threw the rubber at the Headmaster:confused:
What happened to the irish man who was ironing the curtains?
He fell out the window.[lol] [lol]
How would you know the irish man on an oil rig ?
He would be the one throwing bread to the helicopters.:lol: :lol:
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.[lol] :lol: :o
whats green and invisable?
That cabbage!
whats red and sits in the corner?
naughty fire engine
2
2 penguins walk into a sweet shop, and the guy behind the counter says we have a biscuit named after you!
What Goeff and Alan said the penguins
knock knock
whos there?
nunya
nunya who?
nunya business lol
I have one my friend told me.
Have you heard about the magical tractor? It went round the corner and turned into a field.
One I'm sure you've all heard.
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You poke him on...
Two snowmen in a field.
One turns to the other and says "Can you smell carrots?"