Now Week id hes a dialect
all' o ids very ane
ye can traivil Scotland
or 'ae whole wide world
aye chiel will ken yer hame.
Ids lek a forin language
ye can use it fanever ye lek
ye can cheinge till Cockney or Oxford
withoot gettan a crick in yer neck.
So ye see, id's aafil handy
ye'd ne'er loose id if ye tried
an it's only when ye're in ae thick o' ed
ye ken yur hom' an' dried.
