Right an asteroid is about to hit the earth.Sexy Jackie Bird has just announced it on Reporting Scotland whilst ye are watching the TV.Everybody has missed it,its came out of nowhere.Ye have been told that its gonnae hit in 2 hours whit wid ye do?
Me,get ma family together.Sit and blether about the times we've had and brew up some tea and a few choccie biscuits.We're all gonna have one big massive tea party.
P.S DON'T PANIC I'm only talkin hypothetical.Its only a Richard Burton moment when he read the War of the Worlds and everybody thought we'd been invaded by aliens.