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I hate being inconsistent. It's great.
Metalattakk
11-Feb-10, 13:53
"Zulus! Fahsahnds of 'em!"
"Don't shoot 'til you see the whites of their eyes!"
They'd have won if they'd kept their eyes shut.
northener
11-Feb-10, 14:38
Well I thought the kangaroo did really well.
Invisible
11-Feb-10, 14:41
......and she thought it was crabs, haha!:roll:
riggerboy
11-Feb-10, 14:53
o well at least the rain and wind is back i do love the better weather
cuddlepop
11-Feb-10, 14:56
Must go and walk the dogs but i might miss something.......;)
I'm having tea and an apple pie at the moment. You cannot beat a good cup of tea, that's what I say.
Close this drivel immediately! Someone, somewhere might get upset. [evil]
riggerboy
11-Feb-10, 15:17
consider this thread not a thread but a place ramble on ramble on ramble on ramble on ramble on ramble on ramble on ramble on ramble on ramble on ramble on ramble on ramble on and i`m just rambling on, o what a joy to be rambling on thank you for such a wonderful thread
all hail the 1 and only jox
i sit at your feet in awe at your superiour knowleage of mince and tatties
northener
11-Feb-10, 15:47
I'm having tea and an apple pie at the moment. You cannot beat a good cup of tea, that's what I say.
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That's the sort of opinionated cyber bullying I've come to expect from you, Stavro. Stomping around trying to force your tea down everyone elses throat. Huh.
Coffee or death! Coffee or death!
No, look, you don't understand...it's not a question where I'm asking you whether you'd like a nice cup of coffee or death. I'm making a fanatical stand for coffee drinkers everyw.....oh, sod it. What's the point.
I think Wick is better than Thurso.
Alice in Blunderland
11-Feb-10, 15:52
all hail the 1 and only jox
i sit at your feet in awe at your superiour knowleage of mince and tatties
OOO I wouldnt sit at jox's feet tis a dangerous place to be :eek:
I think Wick is better than Thurso.
What is Cider bullying?? :confused
northener
11-Feb-10, 16:07
What is Cider bullying?? :confused
It's where I drink 6 litres of Westons Organic Cider (£6.04 for a 3 ltr box in Tescos) and then come round to your house and shout abuse through the letterbox.
BTW: Cyderspace is where you drink the same amount as above and convince yourself that you are actually inside your own computer..a bit like Tron.
I'm on a late shift again, sitting here in my control cabin, and have just farted. I'd open the door, however I have a 6 million BTU gas burner 10 metres from me. :eek:
That's the sort of opinionated cyber bullying I've come to expect from you, Stavro. Stomping around trying to force your tea down everyone elses throat. Huh.
Coffee or death! Coffee or death!...
Sob, sob. I'm off to tell teacher.
Sob, sob.
... is that a Jammie Dodger I see you with there? They are very nice to dunk in tea you know.
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http://i46.tinypic.com/kb8x00.jpg
Is that really Metallattakk declaring he's a born-again psychic? [lol]
Metalattakk
11-Feb-10, 21:13
As if I'd be seen without the obligatory Iron Maiden t-shirt on... :roll:
[lol]
I'm off to play Uncharted 2 on the PS3. :D
northener
12-Feb-10, 00:04
I'm off to play Point Percy At The Porcelean.
Bobinovich
12-Feb-10, 00:40
http://i46.tinypic.com/kb8x00.jpg
Mods please remove this - I is offended :lol:
Boozeburglar
12-Feb-10, 00:45
I'm off to play Point Percy At The Porcelean.
So that is where Percy went? He is your toilet cleaner?
northener
12-Feb-10, 10:28
So that is where Percy went? He is your toilet cleaner?
Cloakroom attendant, if you don't mind.
Hmmm...I've never met anyone who has actually put a cloak in a cloakroom.....
riggerboy
12-Feb-10, 11:25
Cloakroom attendant, if you don't mind.
Hmmm...I've never met anyone who has actually put a cloak in a cloakroom.....
i dont think i have ever met anyone that wears a cloak ??? i thought you just hung them on the kitchen wall to time yer eggs
I yused to go on the Org alot wen it wos good but now it is sofar dounhill wot with bulleying and hijaking and persenel coments. PLEASE stay on topik all of yous.
Disgusted in Dumfries
northener
13-Feb-10, 00:48
I yused to go on the Org alot wen it wos good but now it is sofar dounhill wot with bulleying and hijaking and persenel coments. PLEASE stay on topik all of yous.
Disgusted in Dumfries
And again in English (or even Scots or Garlic?).:Razz
Anyway, whats disgusting you in Dumfries? I quite like it there.
Well it winsae me that won a share o' the Euromillions jackpot. :(
Though I did win 7 quid. :)
Metalattakk
13-Feb-10, 02:59
Well it winsae me that won a share o' the Euromillions jackpot. :(
Though I did win 7 quid. :)
In women's tennis, I always bet against the heterosexual.
In women's tennis, I always bet against the heterosexual.
I prefer Newsnight.
Metalattakk
13-Feb-10, 03:45
I prefer Newsnight.
What is it Shakespeare used to say...?
Bloody hell, where's my quill? I bought five yesterday. Where do they all go?
Hello my dear, I'm a playwright don't you know. C'mon, give's a snog.
What do you mean, "it's crap"? It's got four murders in it, and he gets to *sleep with* his Mum!
northener
13-Feb-10, 10:29
...which is all very well until the roller bearings overheat.....
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...which is all very well until the roller bearings overheat.....
You don't get that sort of problem with Jaguars.
You don't get that sort of problem with Jaguars.
Nope-you get a whole bunch of others!
You don't get that sort of problem with Jaguars.
Personally, I reckon cheetahs knock spots off the rest.
i dont think i have ever met anyone that wears a cloak ???
I wear a cloak usually about ten or twelve weekends a year to cover up my wimple if it rains
northener
15-Feb-10, 00:50
I wear a cloak usually about ten or twelve weekends a year to cover up my wimple if it rains
A wimple?
Well done, goodwife!
I used to hate getting my latchets manky.
Bog off--theres something wrong with you lot.Dunno quite what it is-but we well me anyway will blame it on jox or that infernal northener.:Razz
northener
15-Feb-10, 09:45
Bog Off....doesn't Barry Scott advertise that on telly?
Who's nicked my wooden spoon? ;)
Cedric Farthsbottom III
16-Feb-10, 19:41
INGREDIENTS
1 roll of aluminium foil
1 roll of parcel tape
1 television aerial
METHOD
Roll out aluminium foil into a 15" by 30" rectangle.Tape aerial to aluminium foil.Place around head with aerial facing directly upwards.Wrap parcel tape around head and chin to make sure foil and aerial are secure.
Now take a step back and look in the mirror.
Funny ain't it[lol][lol]
northener
16-Feb-10, 19:54
On March the 27th I'll be eating venison stew and dumplings.
And drinking far too much.
Cedric Farthsbottom III
16-Feb-10, 19:58
The greatest womble of them all they say was Great Uncle Bulgaria.Totally disagree,he read the Times,only a great womble wid buy The Daily Star.[lol]
northener
16-Feb-10, 20:04
Vicious things, Wombles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8VQjL3ys98
Why is it that in all the Arctic whiteness you never see polar bear poo?
Cedric Farthsbottom III
16-Feb-10, 20:12
Why is it that in all the Arctic whiteness you never see polar bear poo?
True.
Or why does an eskimo pass on to his kin never eat yellow snow.When his pee freezes before it hits the ground.Thats what aw the wee icicles are hanging outside an igloo.
Wee eskimo points and says,"Papas"
Father turns to the wee eskimo and says,"Naw,thats yer maws."
Invisible
16-Feb-10, 23:45
Why is it that in all the Arctic whiteness you never see polar bear poo?
doesn't a bear poo in the woods though
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