The Perfect Man

[connieb19]

Saw this and thought it was quite funny...;)

http://www.somejokes.com/images/Women%20waiting%20for%20the%20Perfect%20Man.jpg

[Moira]

Connie - something about this picture is really scary ...... Ahhh - I know what it is - there's only one wine glass and the bottle looks empty [lol]

[willowbankbear]

I thought Id send in a pic of my cousin Bradley, You might have seen him before
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3402/poc001hh1wl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Fran]

SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gee]

lol i think that pic says it all

[Saveman]

This is sexist rubbish
;)

[2little2late]

Looks like you women will have to die waiting because my have has found me!

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

Good picture oor Connie.Although it does look like some ghostly skeletons having a seance to get in touch wi' some humans.:lol: :lol:

[Billy Boy]

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
To hell with this endless poem

The perfect man is gay.:eek: :lol:

[angela5]

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
To hell with this endless poem

The perfect man is gay.

[lol] [lol] So true...

[darkie@dreamtilt.com.au]

Must be all women at the table I notice all the mouths are open http://forum.caithness.org/images/icons/icon6.gif

[scorrie]

Saw this and thought it was quite funny...;)

http://www.somejokes.com/images/Women%20waiting%20for%20the%20Perfect%20Man.jpg


Surely this is the meeting of the latest candidates for IVF treatment ;o)

Remember, drinking during pregnancy can harm your baby. On the plus side there is no need for a Caesarean Section for these auld burds.

[Kenn]

A perfect man? No such thing but if there was then my hubby would come very close!

[newpark]

Scorrie that made me laugh out load ha ha ha

[saxovtr]

like the day i walked into a shop and looked at the book on how to understand woman,IT WAS BLANK! says it all......